i wanted to get married before, but it happened and i like…

It happened one October as I spent a solo hemp filledweek in…

THE FIRST TIME I SAW MATT, I FELL IN “LIKE”WITH HIM. ANYWAY….

C’etait vraiment formidable!Un jour d’ete, j’etait seule a la maison avec mon…

So I was like eatin out this ghetto chick, Emily Handjob, and…

It was a hot damn summer in Hong Kong in 1995. Stella…

Bon l’histoire est pas tres complique .Une vulgaire histoire de PD entre…

Ok, I’m like the dean of students at this one school, which,…

My girlfriend, Lizardbreath, was hot for my johnnie, so I was like,…

Actually, the first couple of times I tried hurt like hell. It…