Where it happened: My orifice (or should that be office, right Johnny?)
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
So I was like eatin out this ghetto chick, Emily Handjob, and she was all “Oh Jacob,Oh Jacob! Stick your FAT, LONG DICK into my hole!” I was like “BitcH! My name aint Jacob! It’s Nick Rupp-ture, and my dick aint long at all, it’s just fat like the rest of me!!” She was like “Oh, yeah. Stick it in me before i steal your wallet!” So I stuck the bitch with my tiny pecker.All of a sudden, Tom Sylvan Learning Center comes in and is like “hey wait, my pecker’s not as big as Jacob’s but I thought I was the big stud!” SO he was all jealous and shit, so I was like ” OK you can rimshot her while I cornhole her!” So we started fuckin her back and forth cause she was a nastyass bitch when my dick slipped out and hit Tom’s! I was like “WHAT THE FUCK!” at first, but then I was like “Oooh, I like feeling his tiny dick!” So then Tom Sylvan started rimshooting my pimpled ass and we forgot all about Emily Handjob, so she got herself off looking at fully clothed pictures of Shones and Dylan (Names have been changed to protect the cool people like me; the others are FUCKERS!) All of a sudden BobaReno comes in (or should that say ‘cums’?) and is like “Two fat boys asses all for me!” So he jumps in and starts licking my asshole which has Tom Sylvan still in it. While we’re all fuckin and suckin, Emily Handjob steals my fuckin wallet, watch and stash of “FAT CHICKS” magazines. That klepto bitch!
FRENCH SUCKS! Nasidass can go SUCK MY DICK! FUCKER! Word up to all the Shones ^ Dylan wannabes out there!
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