Two-Ton Tuna

Yeah, that’s right, she wanted me really bad. So I took her…

LIKE NOT EVEN

folks don’t bone till youre married.

KD

I LIED…I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AND I DON’T PLAN ON IT…

STILL WAITING

WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

Never Forget

It was a beautiful evening. I bought 2 tickets for movie. Before…

MY FRENCH TEACHER

I was in french class one day when i noticed that my…

Benny

I was driving and my girlfriend is in the passenger side.She got…

big balls

All my friends were there. it was mostly peer preasurebut toward the…

Studley

We had been dating for a year and then we were in…

Larry

Thats right – twenty nine. I lied. I am still a virgin….