Where it happened: Science room 169
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight
To make a quick story short, me and this so-called “male” friend of mine were in the science room 169 (13%B2), and the teacher and the rest of the students felt like going to lunch so it was just me and him. I could see jimmy hats in his pockets. Well, this male friend of mine (chuckle) I heard that he like, like, likes to drive 2×4’s in his ass. So while he was building a test tube kit butt plug for himself, he grabbs a fucking 2×4 and shoves that rat-bastard up my ass. I’m like, Got damn piece ‘o shit, that gots spliters in it. “Now people, people”, this aint like no dildo (refer to “Ken’s Back” I think), cause dillies are made a rubber, this fucker is lumber. Anyways, Smithers walked in and said like “You Guys don’t know what Love is” and he started spanking it with Swank magazine in his left hand. He’s the psycho semantic blockage. He’s the biological product of a cosmological universe. He’s Beave’s friend. Anyways, I wanted to tell all ya’ll about my 2×4 incident cause like, if you ever get to know some dude who shoves 2×4’s in his asshole, get to know him better, cause splinters in your asshole feel good, like a loose JeLl-o pudding snack. nice and fucking flabby, flabby flabby pudding
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