Where it happened: In a Parking Lot
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
So, you know…i was feeling hot and bothered so i says to myself…where is a good place i can meet all the honeys. I think…no…not a nightclub…not a football game…but in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Yep…that was when I lost my virginity again for the first time. I hopped off of my bicycle when I feasted my eyes upon the cheerleader at my high school. She was with her boyfreind at the time. So i pulls out my GAT and i blew him away. So the cheerleader says “Oh you look so cool killing somebody in the name of love.”
And I says…”you know it baby.” SO i’s takes her in my grip and i start undressing her. But it wasnt a cheerleader at all! It was the old woman who works at 711!!!!! She desguised herself as one of my own just to try to embarrass me…so i went home and killed myself. And to this day it tis a mystery how i still manage to get on the net when im dead…
A word of advice from The Man….
Dont ever stick your elbow out of the window of a time machine…it just might turn into a fossil!
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