Where it happened: arcade
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
So there I was at the IHOP.(The International House of Pancakes and there was this
this really hot ball of wax waitress. From across the lounge she winked with her one good eye
and motioned for me to meander on over to her station. She met me with a certain limp and beauty that
you could only get at an IHOP. So she told me to meet her at her home above the new half way house for
cocktails with her and her three year old son, Ray Ray.
I brought a vintage 97′ Bottle of Boones Farm. I believe it was Strawberry.
When after three glasses of Boones and the lovely waitress taking ahold of my
heatstick, I knew the two dollars on liquor would not go to waste. She jerked my man-sauce all over
those tubas she called tits. I knocked out her one good eye out with the second blast from my skin cannon,
Some shot got clear into the baby hamper were young Ray Ray lay.
She put my flesh pickle into her tight wimpering and quivering pink eye. She moaned with delight as I pulled out the glass plate.
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