Where it happened: At House
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
A long ass fuckin’ time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin’ rockin’ all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
Oh the dragons balls were blazin’ as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
‘Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
You’ve disobeyed my orders, son,
My way you never (born?).
Your brother’s ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll’s The Devil’s work, he wants you to rebel.
You’ll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You’d better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You’re going for a week with no telephone!
Don’t let me here you cry,
Don’t let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you’re in my home!
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I’m askin’ for your guidance.
Won’t you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you’re evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil’s work,
It’s magical and rad.
I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father’s clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world’s most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
So he went from fuckin’ Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock
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[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now i’m complete and my cock you will suck
the world will be mine and you’re first in line
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!
[JB] Wait! wait! Wait!
you muthafucka
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell…
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck man?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it’s fucking tasty
i’m the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i’m gonna flaunt,
there’s never been a rock off i’ve ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i’ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there’s just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we’ve been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C’mon Kage now it’s time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it’s time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We’ll bend you over then we’ll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C’mon Kage cuz it’s time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It’s time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [17x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin’ lame. Come on Kage, You’re comin with me.
Taste my lightning suckers!
[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin’ horn!
ooohh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
[Beelz]
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I’ll get you Tenacious D!
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