I’m 18 years old and so is my girlfriend. We’ve been dating since grade 11 and we’ve done everything sexually that one can do, besides go all the way. I should tell you that people say I bare an uncanny resemblance to the disc jockey Howard Stern who my girlfriend listens to daily. I personally can’t stand the guy but she happens to think he’s really hot. After nearly s of playing around without penetration I was going crazy. Last week I made an ultimatum. I threatened to break up with my girlfriend unless she agreed to have sex with me. She finally agreed under one condition. I had to dress up like Howard. At first I told her no way. Dressing like Howard Stern to lose my virginity was even too much for me. Why couldn’t she have picked Rick Dees. But I was horny and she insisted. I thought, what the fuck, I guess it beats dressing like Gary the Retard. The next day I went out a found a wig and a fake nose. I have to admit, I did look a lot like that jerk, Howard. That night I went to her house dressed as Stern. You should have seen the stares. She opened the door and literally jumped me on the front porch. She couldn’t keep her hands off me. She started kissing me and slipping her hand down my pants. Fortunately I have more down there than Howard’s self-proclaimed “inch worm”. Before I knew it, we were up in her room making love like a couple of rabbits in heat. It was pretty amazing and well worth the wait. We did it in every position imaginable, even doggie-style. She called me Howard the entire time, and when she came she yelled out “babba-booey”!!! The good news is that I’m no longer a virgin. The bad news is I can’t tolerate wearing a wig and a fake nose every time we get it on.
I’m looking for a new girlfriend.
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