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PickledPEnis

Age when it happend: 2
Where it happened: Pickle Slicer Machine
Langauge: Wenerishniess
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight

ONce upon a time i was sitting in the pickle slicer machine. PLaying with myself as i always do. I was sitting there and suddenly i got the urge and thought to my self, what would it feel like to stick my pee pee in the pickle slicer. So i went home and i told my wife, hunny im gone stick my dick in duh pickle slica. She said baby dat shit is sooooooo hott. But first you dun gots to stick it my mouf. I said baby girl i wont only stick in yo mouf, i dun stick in our ass hole. She said umm baby gimme dat. I said mmm you like dat, she said… yeah. So then the next day i went back to work, and as i was sitting at my desk looking at this pickle slicer, i whipped out my wee wee and started twirling it around like play dough in my hand. I then walked over to he pickle slicer, whipped my pants down, stuck my 32 inch pee pee in the pickle slicer. At first it felt amazing, till i looked down and saw i had no pee pee. I went home in confusion, not knowing if my pee pee would ever grow back. I went home, saw my wife, she said it looked like a vagina. Somehow, she grew dick, she became the guy, i became the girl. She sticks in me every night to this day, and cums in my mouth like syrum on fucking waffles. THE END!

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