Where it happened: Inside her thank god!!!
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight
Ok Folks enough of this juvenille penthouse forum based
drivel, this isn’t about my first time. It is about Women.
what do they want and what do they really want? Women want
romance, to be told that they look good on a day when they
particularly look like hell. A woman wants her feet massaged,
I have had the most dominant bitchy attitude of a woman turn
to complete jello after a hour of foot massage. Take her to
dinner, especially those first through third dates, don’t
cop a feel, but do let your hands touch “accidentlally” My
girlfriend went nuts on this because I smiled and talked
with her on our dates, And ya gotta look into their eyes.
I don’t care If your Guido the frog boy with only one good
eye, use that one good eye and look at her. It drives her
crazy as to what the hell is up. Women not all now, tend to
think we are complex deep individuals NOPE, There are 3
things men need, 1. Sex 2. Food 3. Air. well actually 4
things, Sex, Food, Air, and a car, no wait five things, Sex
Food Air Car & a Good Remote for the TV, getting back to
women, women want hot passionate on your hands and knees
grab me flip me over and make say things I wouldn’t
ordinarily say. And yes I have seen the most mousy young
women describe how she wants me to quote” Fuck her brains
out”. Buy her a vibrator, rent a adult video and watch it
fully clothed, I did this once, An adult video, some wine
and she was extremely submissive all night long, Guys Women
are complex because we think they are, they aren’t really,
they just have more accesories with themselves. I have
noticed that If I was unattached and by myself, I couldn’t
meet a single woman to save my life, but the moment you are
out with a woman, other women will look at you, Do not
look at these women, your companion will have noticed this
and will not forget this ever. I made the mistake once when
I was 22, Ok now on to technique 101, Oral Sex for the woman,
dive at five, the fleshy taco, call it what you will but
there is not a woman alive who doesn’t want a man to go
down on her, You know that 210 lb woman at the mall you saw
in front of LANE BRYANT, THE BIG GIRLS STORE!!, Yep her too
she would crush your cervical vertebrae into tiny bits in a
rush to get you down there. The Art of Diving, Go slow,
talk to her, get hard, do not treat her clitoris like a
gummy bear, more like a ice cream cone on a hot day!!
(And to the women who happen to read this, when your
boyfriend/husband goes down on you, do not buck your hips
up, it hurts the neck something fierce. So now I am being
accused of severe bullshit by 49 f you, 51 ay keep going,
keep going, and then I put the ice cold cube across her
nipple, Oops sorry got a bit carried away, And to that
one girl out there who wonders what oral sex is like well
I have heard it described as an intense bolt of light that
she saw, or as a series of waves that washed over her,
see that is where women win in the orgasm dept. we have
a big one and it’s time to sleep, with women it’s many
orgasms, just even mentioning the suggestion of oral
satisfaction will get your girlfriend going, but she will
not let you know this. Now on to positioning, I had this one
young woman write on a piece of 8×11 paper ten sensual and
ten erotic ideas she wanted, I then cut them into little
squares and had her pick out three, I then proceeded to slowly
do each one, Again multiple orgasms were hers all evening.
Well Ladies and Gentleman I must go to sleep, so you copy this
show it to your lady and go forth and do the horizontal tango
after much foreplay.
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