Where it happened: Her house
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
Well, here’s something for you perverts to feast on. I wouldn’t call this experience something I’d particularly like to remember, but in the spirit of things… Well, I went to her house to fix a computer problem, she wanted to show me her little online game, I watched, and ended up drinking some rum and coke. (Way too much) She talked to me in such a way that I felt sorry for her, and told me all this stuff about how she wanted to mess around with me really bad, and that she really liked me, and to please give her… (blah blah blah) Well, I was drunk, and being the idiot I was, obliged. I don’t like her, I never liked her, she isn’t ugly, but she’s not beautiful. I felt nothing throughout the experience, and while I was drunk, and trying for an hour and a half, I could never feel much, or climax. The expressions on her face horrified me, and I’d pause my thrusting to ask if she was okay, only to get a nervous nod, and a slapping on the back, and she’d say, “Oh God, keep moving, don’t stop. I’ll let you know if I get hurt!!!” Her eyes were very glossy, and the look on her face was the same as if someone stabbed her in the back. I became so exhausted that I couldn’t do anymore. All that sweating sobered me up, but I didn’t feel A THING. I mess around by myself all the time, so I know my equipment works just fine and dandy, but I just couldn’t do this with someone I didn’t love, and the experience is one tthat I repent for, and will NEVER EVER EVER do again, until I am married. (not LEGALLY, but in eternal love.) For the perverts who need details, we did several positions. I couldn’t have done all the work myself for 90 minutes, and I was so exhausted I just about had a heart attack. So, in a nutshell, a good video game beat my first time HANDS DOWN. I hate to consider this my first time, but it was the first time I put my YOU KNOW WHAT in her YOU KNOW WHERE, but I didn’t feel ANYTHING but a desire to take a shower, and go to sleep after the fact. (I had sobered up enough to walk home in the dark, which is what I did. It was a mind cleansing experience. By the way, it’s my deepest opinion that women get a LOT more out of sex than men do as a whole. So while we’re happy we don’t get the PMS and the PREGGERS, remember what amazing feeling must be going through her body when you gaze into her eyes. I felt nothing for this girl but pity, and while I’m no CHAMP myself, it’s something I’m repentant for, and I’m sorry to have disgraced my God by doing what I did. I hurt my ministry, and my walk by partaking in this, but I honestly say to you it’s something I wish never happened. On the bright side of things, I didn’t enjoy it, so I’m not liable to endeavor in this EXACT behavior again. The next one will be my sweetheart that I will love forever, and SHE WILL BE MINE, AND I WILL BE HERS UNITED BY GOD FOREVER. And she will never know of this poor soul I messed with. I do, however, have an understanding of how the female body works, and it’s quite a complicated machine, boys. Treat her gently, and never EVER do it with someone you don’t love.
With your best interest at heart,
Danny Boy
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