Langauge: Vulgar
Sex: MALE
Rating: 4
Category: Straight
Well, you’re probably looking at the title of this story and wondering, “what the hell?” If you think you can get away with popping cherries without consequence for the rest of your life; I’m sorry, shit doesn’t happen that way.
I that fateful year, and I had fallen in love with a private school chick while taking summer school (the school’s initials are SCS). Anyway, this bitch seduced me by taking me to the stairwells and rubbing my schlong (Yiddish for snake). She was cute at first with her romantically suggestive language, but she was getting just too frickin’ weird. She’d be nice to me one day, and treat me like shit the next. I felt like a freakin’ abused puppy.
Anyhow, she went away on vacation for the summer. When she came back, she called me and asked me to visit her at her house. Well, although at this point, I had broken into her email account (with the help of her friend) and realized how many guys she’s been with, I was too swoony to think that she was a hoe.
When I put my gigantic penis into her pussy, I didn’t feel no fucking cherry… Who gives a fuck right? Just fuck away and don’t think. Yep. That was me.
She dumped me the gradually in the following weeks. No phone calls, nothing. This fucking bitch. Anyway, I observed some sores growing on my genital areas, and if you don’t know which one’s I am talking about, they are: the penis, and ass.
Fuck, this bitch had given me herpes…
Well, life rests on hope and in my case, my prescription of Acylovir.
You’d think I’m a bitter man but little do you know. I spread the news of her whoredom and status as a genital HPV-2 carrier all thoroughout metropolitan and suburban Toronto. Whoops, shouldn’t have told you where.
I ended up giving her oral herpes when I gave her a nice clean rinse with my sore-covered penis while at a rave.
I think all the people are pathetic for actually writing down their virgin sexual experience for the gain of a capitalist-minded individual named Dave.
I, too, hope that you receive herpes.
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