Where it happened: Work (a school)
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 6
Category: Straight
I’m like the dean of students (dicks) at this private school somewhere in the poondocks. My first
time was really cool. These really cool guys, who are by the way on the honor roll, came up with
this kick ass idea. They’re brainiacs, I tell you. See, my dumbass had the john yanked out of the
FABeav, so there was no place left to shit. You could shit down the drainpipe, but you’d have to
be a fuckin’ sharpshooter to hit that thing, I mean my asshole is bigger than that, probably from
LarS, but I won’t get into that now, like I got into LarS. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, these
“fine young boys” found a room in the back of the FABeav and decided to use it for their
exclusive and luxury shit-pot. Actually, it was a typewriter box, but then again, who’s paying
attention. Wait, the first turd to turn up, or should I say down!, was in a suitcase. Classy, or
should that say assy. It was a monster of a shit, and it took four days to eat, but that’s another
story I won’t get into. I took it down my to office, or should that say orfice, and asked Crazy
Pete’s if the shit’s fuckin’ human, or alien. His balding fat fuck of an ass said it looked good.
What the fuck? Shit!! Exactly. Anyhow, back to the story. After I removed the first shit, the most
infamous, the cool G’s began shitting in a typewriter box. There was a whole lot of it too. I
weighed out exactly ten pounds, and sold it to science to be examined as the biggest shit ever.
Then, my fuckin’ fucked up of a fuck-ass nailed that room shut. That didn’t help, though. The
cool young guys brought in some heavy machinery and began working. Eventually, they ripped
the fuckin’ thing wide open, kinda like Levy’s asshole, but I won’t get into that, like LarS got into
me. Anyhow, they started shitting all over Bob’s dad, who live in a coffin in the back room. He’s
dead, and Bob’s a bastard. Anyhow, they shit the hell out the coffin, and it got moldy, like Bob’s
dad, but I won’t get into that, like I got into Evass. Anyhow, they pissed into these candle holders
until they had accumulated several gallons of piss. Then it started molding too, like Bob’s dad,
but I won’t get into that, like I got into MT. Wait, no, MT got into me with a big strap-on monster
headed schlong, but I won’t get into that, like Evass got into JL. Anyhow, now that school’s out,
someone came back and shit in room 2. Big ass fucker, too. I guess I’ll have to nail up the
whole damn school, ’cause it’s all a shit-hole now. These fuckers, they gotta shit, and shit they
do…..do-do. Anyway, this wasn’t a first time because I’m still a virgin, even though I’m married.
I think it’s because my wife’s clit fell off four years ago when she was buffin’ her cunt like a
lifesaver. So now we rely on dildos to ram up our asses, as her clit fell off. My dick shriveled up
years back to the size of a raisin, and has since lost all feeling except for when LarS licks it with
his gray schnoz. Anyhow, I gotta go now. Shit’s about fallin’ outta my asshole, ’cause I have no
ass muscle left from LarS’s poking, but I won’t get into that, like we all got into Ms. Uryna.
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