John Holmes look-a-like story

I recently vuzz proceeded to answered an ad that ran in the Toronto Star. The ad said (from afar): ” John Holmes Look-a-like seeks slave” for to ream, must be shaved with no pubic hay-er or so it seem. I had long wondered about the myth of the giant hairless homosexual penis cock-meats, since discovering porno star John Holmes during the 80’s. I vazz proceeded to become obsessed with finding huge-thighed ladies who vuzz loved watching a man jerking his cock-meats and punching another mans big bald penis bag. I vazz wanted to proceed to meet a big penis-meats homosexual gentleman who wuz could proceed wuz to ream me and wuz to fulfill my fantasy. At one point I wuz proceeded to have an extremely vivid dream about wuz having an encounter ream with a super-penis-meats circumstized older celebrity with no pubic hayer, Arnold Shvanztzen-hymie. In the dream, which wuz proceeded to take place at a private homosexual club, he wuzz proceeded to ream me with his bald penis-meats. It wuz so huge that he wuz could proceed to suck on it and shock people.
I wuz proceeded to respond to the ad by proceeding to phone the gentleman who wuz ran the ad. He wuz proceeded to tell me that he wuz wanted to proceed to ream me and wuz instructed me to proceed to a certain apartment building that wuz in a very upscale area in the corridor of Toronto’s harbor-front. When I waz arrived at 5, I wuz proceeded to knock down the door. He wuz proceeded to answer the door (with his dick wuz down to the floor) and he wuz wearing only skin-tight blue jeans. He looked like he wazza going to proceed to ream me. He wuzzah approximately 50 years old & in excellent shape and wuzzah very obviously extremely well hung. He wuz proceeded to invite me into his layer, he vuzza really liked to swayer and after exchanging a few words, he wuzza proceeded to ask me if I’d like to smoke a joint, I proceeded to ask just wazza his point, and vuzza he wuz proceeded to tell me that the hasheesh would relax me and get me very horny. I wuz proceeded to say yes and we wuzza proceeded to smoke a very potent joint that proceeded to contained some opium-streaked hasheesh. Stoned, I vuzza stayered at his bulging penis-meatz and proceeded to wonder if I could eat after he reamed me. I’d gotten in way over my head, he would ream me and bugger me ‘til I wazz dead! “Do you like what you see thayer?” he proceeded to ask me as he proceeded to showed that he vazz bayer of pubic hayer. My mouth vazz dry with excitement and arouzal, but I vazz proceeded to manage to croak, “Um Yass”. From that point on he proceeded to ream me and take control. Let me tell you, this man vuzz gorgeous! And built for buggering!! Big, he wazz about six foot five, muscular and slender, wizz a 20 inch bender, wizz light skin. He had a shaved head which he vazz proceeded to keep well oiled (everything about him vuzz so, phallic) and incredibly – he didn’t have no pubic hayer. Smooth skin wazz all over thayer. And when he wuzz proceeded to turn in my direction I saw without affection the biggest goddamn erection I’ve ever seen in selection in my life! Bigger than any I’d wazz ever seen in any homosexual porno movie. Yes, I wazz just too buzzed already, bigger than even Uncle John Holmes. My eyes waz now wide open and they wuz glued to this extraordinary sight. Help me John Holmes Jesus on this night! The biggest, hardest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, hairless, biggest, hardest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, biggest, hardest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, hairless, biggest, hardest, smoothest, biggest, hardest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, hairless biggest, hardest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, biggest, hardest, loosest, smoothest, sweetest, greasiest, hairless, biggest, hardest, darnedest, smoothest, sweetest, smooth, juicy, sweet, loose, big, huge, giant, hard, smooth, greasy, juicy, sweetbread penis-meats I had ever seen in my whole life!!! A John Holmes giant penis-meatz god wuz come to life! With no pubic hayer. He wuz proceeded to lead me down the hall to a room that he had “pre-payered”. The room wuz contained nothing but a light bulb and a chair. I vaz deep within his layer! He proceeded to order me in thayer, to remove all of my clothes, I wuz proceeded to obey him (how could I possibly refuse?!) and undressed, he whaz proceeded to take all my clothes and waz proceeded to ream them down the garbage chute (in an adjoining hall) and returned. So there I waz, stoned and stark naked in a strange gentleman’s apartment! Talk about vulnerable! What enormous power he waz had over me! He waz proceeded to return the room, and waz proceeded to lock it. Put the key in his pocket, and voss looked at me with an air of arrogant lust.
Uncle John Holmes stood in front of me and vuzz proceeded to peel off his jeans, he wuz wanted to ream and pissed out a stream. Underneath he wore a jock-strap (which really waz really just a cockstrap!) with the most humongous penis-bulge that I had ever seen! His giant ball bag stuck out the sides of the jockstrap. It wuzz just so obscene! He sat in the chay-yer, spread his legs in the aye-yer, and proceeded to order me to kneel between thay yer. I waz breath-less with arousal and fear; his penis-meatz waz so huge and so near! I waz proceeded to obey him. Since I only wanted to play him. And wahz quite prepared to pay him. Very slowly he wuzz proceeded to pull the jock strap aside, revealing the biggest god damn penis-meats (so far and wide) that I had ever seen in my entire life! I wished I wuz could see his wife (so far and wide)! What a huge hole she must’ve had, I’ll bet she wasp glad. His penis-meats waz massive, and I waz there so passive. He had absolutely NO pubic hayer, and he didn’t fuckin’ cayer. He waz circumstized! His smooth hairless balls waz big n’ wide and were about the size of fuckin oranges and wuzz stretched with 18 stainless steel fucking rings and waz hung at least a foot!!! And the pleasuring that they wuz took! His giant glanses waz the size of a greasy panz-ziss They dripped with his pre-cum. From underneath the chayer he vuzz proceeded to pull a jar of grease from thayer, a jar of “poppers” and a measuring tape (I’ll bet he made her cunt-hole gape). He wuz proceeded to order me to thoroughly grease his massive penis-meats until it waz fully erect and long and glistening with the shlong-grease. I couldn’t believe my eyes, his penis-meats waz freaky in size. It fuzz enormous! What a fuckin freak! He wuz proceeded to order me in a husky powerful voice to punch his elongated bag, massage and measure his circumstized sag. I wuz proceeded to obey him without question and to my absolute amazement his giant greasy shlong meats wuz measured over 20 inches long! His bag waz the size of his dong, It wuz stretched out with over 18 stainless steel rings! I tugged on his bag and then slowly began to slap it, firmly at first and then harder. Finally I wuz punching his huge swollen balls. He wuz loving it and wuz moaning for me to punch it harder and harder and harder. I waz dumb-founded and amazed, and waz very well behaved, because his meats waz shaved! He waz so sexually depraved! Together we wuz inhaled poppers from his Little Brown Jug (LBJ) while I wuz jerked on him a tug. What a rush! My mind waz turned to mush. My heart waz pounded almost uncontrollably, I waz felt very honored to be in the presence of such a sexy, powerful and waz obviously superior homosexual gentleman. Then, for the next 24 hours I wuz proceeded to “pump-massage” his giant penis-meats. He wuzz told me how good it wuz felt to be massaged thayer and wuz how it waz a treat to feel a pleasure-pump-massage circumstized homosexual cock world, eeeee!!!! like that in his penis-meats, how much better he zaz as compared to me, and how much pleasure he waz could feel inside his penis-meats, how I vaz should be honored to watch him pee. I vauz proceeded to continue massaging his giant penis-meats. He vaz fed me on nothing but his penis-meats, hasheesh, poppers and sperm for over 24 hours. How superior waz he because of his giant glans? VERY.
He vass wanted me to wrap my hawns around his glawns and vuzz show me his pawns circumstized homosexual cock world, how honored I vazz be to be my hans around his glawns and show me his circumstized homosexual cock world, waz be his slave and to be with a huge white penis god like him? VERY. When he waz orgasmed, he wuz proceeded to fill up a large yogurt container(500ml. size) with his sperm. His dump wuz really flowed. You should have seen his load. On that first day he waz proceeded to dump his load at least 10 times. He wuz proceeded to insist that I save it all, and waz then drink it all at one sitting. It waz an honor to drink all of his cum and wuzz stick my fingers up his bum. I waz continued seeing him once a week, always on Sundays, and waz often on Mondays, the ritual waz always be the same, smoke hasheesh, do these intense homosexual psycho games and waz jerk him tenderly, proceed to play the sperm drinking game, ministering to, and wazz massaging his giant penis-meats for 8 to 10 hours, with the same fixation for wuz measuring to do witch his massive penis-meatz, his dump, everything. Until the day came when he waz told me that waz belonged to a homosexual “jerk” club. Part 2.
THE HUNG JURY.
This particular club wuzz located in Buffalo N.Y. in an extremely wealthy couple’s exclusive mansion. In order to be a member of this club you waz must be a homosexual white male gentleman “supreme”(no packies or niggers are allowed), with penis-meats that waz measure no less than 14 inches, you must be circumstized and waz capable of sucking your own penis-meats. You must keep all your pubic hayer removed. Electrolysis is the preferred method since it is permanenent and shows a high level of commitment to this superior lifestyle, however shaving is permitted and in the case of visitors, demanded. Arnold told me that he waz a member of a sex club, known as “The Hung Jury”, and that basically they get together in Buffalo NY and waz base-iklee jerking off each other’s big pink slick dink giant massive homosexual shlong penis-meats!!! I vuzz begged to go but he waz held out for a few weeks letting my imagination go wild with visions of more super huge homosexual gentlemen with giant penis-sex-meat dongs and waz very large grapefruit stized stirkumstized glans. Finally one Sunday after I arrived he waz proceeded to tell me that we waz going on a overnight trip to the States. I knew that this waz his homosexual “code” for saying “Tonight you vuzz will wuzz to meet some truly incredible gentlemen. These gentlemen vass very large and have circumstized glans. They wuzz in a class by themselves, they do whaz ever they want, to whomever they want, whaaz ever they want to, they are truly superior.” We waz arrived in Buffalo at dusk and he waz proceeded to blindfold me so I wouldn’t know where we wuzz going. We waz drove for some time until he waz led me from the car. I waz instantly surmised that we waz in a large mansion, everything waz sounded so rich and sexy. The blindfold waz removed and I saw that I waz in fact in the company of about 20 men and women. The fat women waz all in their late 30’s and early 40’s, all with extremely fat attractive faces but with huge fat thighs and fat sloppy assess and seemingly bad teeth and waz had absolutely no interest in any of the men. I waz proceeded down stairs into the finished basement where all the homosexual gentlemen wuzz. I could smell the raw odour of penis-meats in the air, most of the men waz naked or close to it over there. Many wuz wearing jock straps, all wuz exposing themselves with cockstraps, no shame, no blame and I could see why. Everyone waz so high. Smoking hasheesh joint and huffing LBJ on the sly. All these men waz sexy guys and had gye-normous penis-meats, all of them wuzz had all their pubic hayer removed, and all of them waz sir-cummed!!! I waz proceeded to remove all of my clothing, which wuz promptly disposed of. Next I waz given a large mug filled with opium laced so called “tea”. I vazz drank the tea down quickly, and wuz given a refill to sip on at my leisure. The air waz thick with sexual tension, as if some incredible mention psychodrama wuz about to unfold. The ghost of John Holmes waz alive and well. I’ll tell ya that part of the ecstasy waz watching these guys with their 26 inch shlongs and beating off. Wasn’t it? To be continued…

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