Where it happened: Honeymoon
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I was so paranoid. I wanted sex so much, but was always scared to death my parents were tailing me. They were so awful. I never got a moment alone with a girl, and they wouldn’t let me/ help me explore any sexuality.
I didn’t get many chances to fool around. The first girl I got to first base with was a naive idiot! She would grab my cock and just stare at it. I guess she thought it was too big to get into her mouth. She didn’t know how to stroke it. This is no lie: when I got my finger in her for the first time and it smelled like a sun-rotted carp, I resolved to break up with her. I felt like having sex with a virtual retard was below my standards. I asked my friend, “should she smell that bad?” and he was like, “no man! That’s really bad!” I think she wiped backwards.
Next was a real hottie. Probably the coolest chick I’ve ever dated. I know she was really horny for me, but now that I managed to wrangle a longer leash from my parents I was getting nowhere with her. I had lusted for her from the day I met her. She loved it when I sucked on her giant breasts, but was too scared to do anything else.
That was about it for a long time. I dated a lot of other girls, but just didn’t find enough that were in my league. I had looks, but not money. Bitches want money.
Another girl was kinda cool, but a religious freak! She gave me a crappy blowjob once. I only came six feet because it had been so long since I’d had any action. But, when she dragged her teeth along my dick for the entire 15 minute blowjob, I knew this wasn’t going to work either. She was horny, but also naive.
Next up: my wife. We actually didn’t have “intercourse” until our wedding night, which I’m happy about. We had oral sex quite a few times. I always made the first move. I ate her pussy after her basketball practice one night, and I think that made her want to marry me right then and there! I have a long tongue, and I had a feeling she kept herself clean. I was right. She tasted a little sweaty, but not dirty. It was great. I ate her a couple more times on different occasions. She only stroked my dick at first, but as the weeks went on she loved it when I came. I used fuck her chest and she would just giggle with glee when I came on it. I finally got my first blowjob after like a year. She swallowed it whole. I’m not huge, but I’m a thick 7 inches. That cum went straight down her throat and she didn’t even flinch. I asked, “what did you do with the cum?” She just matter-of-factly replied, “I swallowed it.” I should have kept my mouth shut. She’d still be swallowing to this day if I hadn’t said anything…
After I proposed, things changed. I swear from then on I could SMELL her pussy getting wet whenever I was alone with her. She was very horny, but wanted to keep it very subdued until the honeymoon. She teased me a lot. We would play “flick the clit” with my cock, but we never penetrated. She was starting to love my cock so much! She would wrap her hand around it and pump it full of blood, then just moan and salivate. I asked her once, “what do you think? The size…” She said, “I just want to know how on earth I’m supposed to fit THAT thing into THIS thing…” She liked it! She was a little scared of it! That makes every man feel, well, BIG!
Yada yada, we get to the honeymoon, and I blew it. She did too. She wouldn’t come when I ate her out! I was using all my best tricks! I used to make her come all the time! I figured it out really quick. She was waiting for that “perfect moment” to orgasm which is when I was finally fucking her. That’s a bunch of shit my friends! If you wanna come, then fucking come! Don’t hold back. I was a little pissed that she wouldn’t come for me. So I just wanted to get it overwith at that point. I put on WAY too much K-Y. 5 thrusts later, I was done! I came in her, wiped off and went to the shower. I was mad! She was too. She made this thing high pressure instead of just enjoying it. I knew there was no point trying to make it her perfect fantasy come true, and you can’t just turn back or “talk about it” So I just came. I didn’t care at that point. She makes me wait all that time to fuck her, but refuses to do it unless it’s vaginal? On here first time? That was bullshit. About a year later, we got everything figured out in the bedroom. Now we are sex pros! We love sex! We can’t get enough. (Literally! We have 3 kids) Most people have sexual tension a couple of years after they are married. We got it overwith in the beginning (which almost go us divorced!)
Let me offer you this advice! If you’re a guy, there’s no rush. If you come too early, no big deal. Just do it again. No one cares. It’s better to come 3 times then just come and quit! Chicks love multiple ejaculations.
And don’t laugh at a girl if she’s naive. Nurture her. Be nice to her. She feels awkward, which is probably the same reason you say stupid things that make her want to put her clothes back on. Don’t be a mean dumb-ass.
If you’re woman, GET THE FUCK OVER IT! Either tell the guy what you want, or don’t bother wasting his time. Tell him what you like! I’m married OK. I’m not being insensitive as a one-night-stander! If you’re a woman waiting to get married and are inhibited, YOU MUST CHANGE The moment you are married. From that point on, you fulfill his fantasies, and vice-versa! Tell each other what you want!
NOW: We Fuck! We Fuck hard. I think we have better sex lives than anyone we personally know. I fuck her with vibrators, and I come on her face and tits. I eat her pussy and we 69 for hours. We’re married, but we’re not dead. Lately she’s been having multiple orgasms. She seems to fall in love with my cock more everday. She stares at it. She deep throats it. She begs me to fuck her fast and hard.
A friend once told me, “if you want to make love to your wife tonight, you need to get started by morning” That’s a bunch of shit! Don’t waste the whole day trying to butter each other up and give false compliments. My wife says, “what do you want to do tonight?” When I reply “FUCK” she likes it. She knows after the kids go to bed, we’ll fuck for hours.
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