Where it happened: Bumblefuck, Nebraska
Langauge: English
Sex: Female
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Ok, it all starts with my penis…I don’t have one. That was the problem, and still is, for even today, I am without a penis to call my own.
It was a cold rainy afternoon and I was walking through east Bumblefuck, when I got wet. I was simply walking and just got all WET! I had never been this wet before. There was only one way to explain it…There was a hole in my umbrella. A car came into my view. My clothes were all wet and I didn’t want the people in the car to see me covered in wet, drippy, rain: So I got out of my clothes right then and there. The car stopped beside me, and the window rolled down. IT WAS MY AUNT! My aunts name was Blousey, she was a loud woman from Virginia. “My God!”
she shouted. “Are those clothes in your hands WET!?” she asked.
“Yes mam” I said. Please don’t tell anybody. I knew that even being near wet clothes in my town was against our
9 commandments.
“I’m sorry honey”she said as she told me to get in the car and took me to the police station. When we got there we waited the rain out in the car. She started to tell me the thing said to all of the Commandment breakers before their punishment came.
“If you have wet clothes
everyone knows
what the punishment will be,
For in the town square
that is where
You will lose your virginity.”
I broke the third Commandment. In our town the list of commandments has 9. They are:
1. Thou shalt not sleep in a room with blue wallpaper
2. Thou shalt not impersonate clowns
3. Thou shalt not wear wet clothing
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors dog
5. Thou shalt not kill unless killed upon
6. Thou shall have mime lessons twice a week
7. Thou shalt not listen to Barry Mantilow music
8. Thou shalt not marry thy cousin before the age of 6
9. Thou shalt not streak through corn fields
I know when your viginity is lost, your suppose to be with one person that you love, but I knew that when this was going to happen, I’d be surrounded by the whole towns population. The thought of having all 72 town residents, watch me lose my virginity, to BOB the dislexic ephelant was unbareable. I didn’t even know if I could handle the pain of having that damn animals hung penis break my womanhood. the rain let up and Blousey escorted me in. She called over the officer on duty. It was officer Richards, Dick Richards. “Hey Dick, howz it hanging?” she asked.
“Same as always, you know the boss of this Dick always says that everything is SHORT, and that I don’t work HARD enough. My my my, is that a new blouse Blousey? It really makes those breasts of yours look small.”
“Why yes it is. Thanks to that lovely compliment, I think I’ll wear it more often. But Dick, I’m here to report a crime.” She made me get up on the desk, still naked, and lay down on it. I knew I was going to get it. “I caught my niece here with wet clothes. I had her put them in a bag while we were in the car. Here they are.” She left and I wouldn’t see here again until the next morning, when I was to be punished.
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