I was already in college (a lot older than I would have liked to be) and I was at a party. I probably drank way too much back then, and the last thing I remember was playing my 14th game of beer pong with a girl I knew and liked. At that point, I seem to have blacked out and put the ol’ beer goggles on, because I somehow ended up hooking up with a semi-fat girl who I knew liked me, but who I was not attracted to at all… The next thing I remember after finishing my beer pong game is this fat girl naked on top of me, dry humping me like crazy. The first thing I think is, “Oh jesus, get this girl off of me.” and then (because I was plastered) I think, “ah fuck it, lets just get it over with.” So I end up banging this girl who I really want nothing to do with. Luckily I am so drunk that I’m able to last forever, and she tells all her friends how good I am. (she was ridiculously slutty) After that, I somehow end up getting in almost identical situations with:
a) the girl I DID like (the first girl’s best friend)
b) the first girl’s sister!!
All that really caused a shitstorm but oh well, life goes on. At least it allowed me to escape the clutches of my virginity and move on with a lot more confidence, which allowed me to meet the girls I really did want to meet.
#1 suggestion for inability to get laid: Either get drunk, or lower your standards.
The point of all this is: the only reason you have your virginity is to lose it… And however that happens, the story is probably just as ridiculous as mine.
It makes me sad that there are so many pedophiles and perverts on here who feel the need to post stories about how they did their little sister, or how their mom showed them the ropes, or how their first time was with 20 of their sister’s best friends. That’s all bullshit and you fucking know it.
Plus, I bet most normal people get a whole lot more enjoyment out of my story about fucking the shit out of some fat girl than out of your 20 highschool nubiles story. Grow up and tell the truth, it’s a lot more fun…
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