Where it happened: In my old log cabin, sitting next to the warm warm fire.
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
It all started when I had Justin Kester’s Greatest Hits in constant revolution on my phonograph. It was playing my favorite Justin Kester song, entitled “When The Hits Are Rollin’, I start To Chew Tobacco”. My family’s maid walked in. She was as dark as a Georgia night, but soft as a Georgia peach. She was a hefty one, that Shenequa. She was like a big black Moby Dick made entirely of meat. And sex. When she walked in, my Justin Kester’s Greatest Hits record skipped a few beats. You can to this day still see the cracks on the record where she stepped in on. Right in the Middle of my favorite Justin Kester song “When The Hits are Rollin’, I Start to Chew Tobacco” and even into my other favorite Justin Kester song “I Wish the Country Would Always Play, Because That’s All I Like to Listen To”.
Anyway, I could tell by the way she lumped her fat ass into the room, that something was up. She was wheezing the weeze of desire. And with only one pale little white boy sitting on the goose feather-stuffed couch, she had to make do. She bellowed in her deep uncivilized tongue “TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS YOU LITTLE HONKA!” I had to ask her to repeat it several times, because she was so horrible at being not black.
She sweated desire. The kind of desire that desires man cock. But I was but a boy, a boy who had yet to gain pubic hair. A moustache, down there, if you will.
I finally undid my joyeous buckle. I was trembling; why in the world would she want my pants? Or what was under the pants…
She got on top. Felt like a boat–a rather large scooner–rocking my mid-rift area. I could feel my pelvis breaking; not from constant thrusting, but from the constant thrusting upon my pelvis. She was a big fat black bitch.
Anyway, I finished inside her. I was still to young, so nothing really came out, save some clear liquid. She said “my dog, in otherwords, my other children, do much better then you”. And she hit me hard. And the proceeded to clean.
True story. Happened to me. Don’t let it happen to you, lest you want to lose your virginity to a fat black bitch.
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