Where it happened: car
Langauge: Portugese
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Well there sally, I was in a car and this dope chick was totally riding my shaft.
i just could not get enough and she would slap me if I said stop.
She probably has 15 babies by now, and yet no father can be found.
Sucks for that bitch. I just wear condoms, that hoe cant do that. She aint got no dick. Thank god too.
otherwise I may have not ever had sex in a car.
and it was glorious. Twas a glorious day. Who could have thought that sex in a volkswagon beatle would have been possible. A lime green beatle, none the less. with a smiley faced antennae.
So how it all started goes a little somethin like this.
o’ girl was smoochin on me layin down some mad ill rhymes and I was like damn girl, yo ass is tooooo fly. Shit trick. and I unbuttoned my pantalones, and ol girl started suckin my wankshaft. And I was like Oh baby, oh baby. She was like oh man, oh man.
so she took off HER pants, and I had a couple fingers on my hands and figured…..hey…why not.
so I inserted and realized….fuck hands, hands dont give ME pleasure, so i further removed my pants, and once more inserted into her lumpious vagina and realized damn…..this is a nigga’z first time. Shit bitch.
that hoe bled on my lime green beatle.
I cried.
she did too, but she cried cause of the pleasure my wankshaft had given her.
THE END
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