Where it happened: A Bathroom at a Friend's
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight
Well, this is not what you might call a satisfying first time. Actually, it may sound pretty stupid and clumsy. But that’s what makes it so damn funny. My first time was at a party in a friend’s house. After nearly everyone had took off to some disco, or bar, there were just some 8 or 10 people in the house, including me and a girl, (let’s call her) Patricia. She was soooo good… I was in University for 2 years now and she had just began her first year. So you can see, she was also fresh meat for every guy that had a pair of eyes. So we had been talking for the better part of 2 hours, dancing and drinking, feeling fine, enjoying each other’s exquisite company, you know, mutual seduction. After 19 years of daydreaming about pussy, and a couple of girlfriends that had left me for some other guy uglier than me, (women can’t think very well sometimes 😉 I was beginning to wonder how much longer should I have to wait… until after a dance, me and Patricia sat down on a sofa and she simply cuddled around me, and mumbled something about me being so sweet… Well, she looked so apetising I hug her back and our lips met. Her hands were all over me, and I tried to keep up and retribute her kisses, but she was suddenly relentless; pretty soon she was humping ME, not the other way around. I swear to God, I felt almost like my testicles were going to explode, and proposed we went someplace more secretive, away from other people. We climbed the stairs and entered the first door on the right. It was the bathroom, but in the heat of passion, who cared? She leaned up against the sink and striped her white top and pants. I was unbottoning my shirt, but she impaciently ripped it open, spilling my buttons on the cold marble floor. Hot damn! I was 4 years older than her, but I was the one about to be fucked!I went down on her, as she spread her lovely white legs. Man… you wouldn’t believe the juice on her! She wanted a dick sooo bad… She had short cropped hair, and I had long hair, so she grabbed my hair and began moaning softly: Oh, my…oh my… baby…” Well Then after that she wanted me inside her, but somehow, I don’t know maybe it was the booze or maybe I was just too hot; I couldn’t get hard. She tried to pump me into action, but it was absolutely useless. I felt frustrated beyond frustration. She put her clothes back on, shaking her head and smiling. “Poor darling…” Tears almost springed to my eyes. I caressed her titties, stroking myself, but it was hopeless. She laughed at the pathetic efforts I was doing, and left the bathroom. I stayed there for what seemed like forever, until I got dressed and went back downstairs. She was gone. And I eventually ended the night on a hospital, being treated for alcoholic coma. So that was it. That was my first time. Oh yeah, the next morning I found out PATRICIA HAD LEFT THE PARTY WITH ANOTHER GUY, which I’m sure didn’t fail to fuck her. Oh well, that’s life.
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