Where it happened: Cemetery
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I have to say, after spending my entire teenage years wanting to lose my virginity, my first time was pretty plain and unexciting.
My girlfriend (who later became my wife… and then even later became my ex-wife) and I were at her house lying on the floor watching movies. I think we were watching American Splendor. She fell asleep 1/2 through and missed most of the movie. After the movie finished she woke up and we kissed for a little while and I started to fade in and out of consciousness. She was trying her hardest to keep me awake my talking to me, but it wasn’t working. She knew that I liked to talk about sex and started questioning me about it. Somehow she told me that she had always wanted to do it in a cemetery as she found them the most beautiful places. I laughed and slyly suggested that we go down to the cemetery then, at two in the morning on a cold winters night). She immediately jumped up and put on her coat. I was sitting there in a daze thinking she was joking, but soon realized that she wanted me in the cemetery and she wanted me now. We walked out into the cold night and walked the 2 miles to the cemetery where we found a nice flat double-grave. She wanted to lay on the grass instead, so I took off my jumper and placed it under her while she rested her head on the headstone. We both removed or pants and she managed to lift her bottom up so that I could enter her. She was quite wet and I remember thinking that the sensation of having my penis insider her didn’t feel as intense as I had thought. We f*cked for a bit and she started to get a sore neck from propping herself up on the headstone. She looked really uncomfortable, but when I suggested we try a different position she just said “Hurry up. Are you close”. I wasn’t, but I lied to her and said I was. About 2 minutes later I pretended to come, even though I was nowhere near it. She didn’t seem to realise and I lay down and kissed her. I then asked if I could ‘taste’ her and she said yes. I did and enjoyed it, but she wouldn’t let me continue because she was too cold. I stood up and put my clothes on and helped her find her misplaced underwear. We both giggled on the way home, but in secret I was disappointed with the whole experience. I didn’t feel anything special.. and to be honest that experience set the benchmark for the remainder of our sexual relationship.
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