Where it happened: in the toilet bowl
Langauge: Decent
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I must express my disgust at your lead story on Sunday’s Entertainment page. It states: The touring play, “My First Time” reveals awkward moments of first sexual encounters. How sick is the entertainment industry? How far will they go to entertain a gullable, faithless audience?Their web site invites people to send them their stories. ” Tell us about your first time. This is your chance to immortalize that special moment you shared together. Record it for all of eternity.” Immortalize it? Record it? To who, an audience of sex-crazed idiots who would pay $20. to $30. to hear people publicize the most intimate relationship of the human experience? ( Designed only for marriage, by the way.) And then, you, a respected family publication, endorses it with the huge picture and article. Your caviot states, “My First Time” is not suitable for young audiences. It should say, it is not suitable for any decent, respectable, honorable citizen who cares about what goes into their hearts and minds. I will not be there to picket the stupid play.
Bob Simenson
126 Parker Street
Prairie Farm
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