Where it happened: my room
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
well, let’s see….. this chick and i had been going out for, i dont know, like a month. anyway, one day, she came over to my house to watch a movie i think, (dumbass reason to come to my house.) i live in butt fk egypt so i kinda figured she wanted to do more than watch a movie. anyway, so she comes over to my house and were picking out a movie, so i ask her what she wants to see. she responds with “someting that i dont have to pay any attention to” so i said ok, and greabbed the first thing i found, which turned out to be the fugitive. so we go down into my room (which is the lower half of the house) and shut the door, and i pop in the movie. got to about the second preview when she hands me a junior mints box full of jimmy-caps. i give her this “you serious?” look and she nods, so we move from my couch to my bed and start making out.. then some petting, then some clothes-removing, then some completley nakedness. so she says “grab one of those junior mints” so i laugh a little and take out one of the condoms. then she says “im ready, are you?” and i say, “uh huh” so we go at it, and the one thing i was most surprised at was how warm it was. anyway, we went at it for about an hour.. changed positions about a gazillion times, had basically a god time, afterwards, we went and chilled on my porch and had a smoke, and holyshit is that first smoke after sex the greatest. so then i look at her and say “you know, i promised myself that i wouldnt have sex until i was in love with a person” and i meant it. she said she returned the feeling, and approxiamtley nine months later, she ripped my heart out and threw it against a brick wall and laughed at me… at least that’s what i felt like. but i guess it was good while it lasted. one last think to say:
FUCK YOU, DIE! YOU WORTHLESS LYING SACK OF SHIT!
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