Where it happened: We blasted it all over the whole damn school
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
First of all, I would like to thank all of the LaLu people who come to read this. But anyway, I arrived last year for the Alumni basketball game, and I played my dick off, but after the game me and Kil
went out to the woodies for a drink. Anyway, LarS comes walking along, and he sparks it and hits the bottle real hard. I get turne on real bad when I see his lips closing around the bottle, sucking the sauce
right out of it. Oh, I could feel my stump begin to rise. “Rise, Beav, RISE!” So I say, “hey, LarS. Why don’t we take the sauce and the J up to the FAB and rekindle the old flame.” Of (inter)course, he knows what I’m saying.
So, we get up, and boy did we get up, to the office, and we could barely keep our clothes on. I bent over and said, “LarS, ironically, it has been SO LONG (nothing like your stump) since I had your minute penis anywhere in my
body.” I miss the Dick of Stuents job. So we start sucking and pumping our stumps all over the place, or should I say face? So, I say, “hey, LarS. it has been SO LONG (nothing like your stump) since I saw Bob’s dad.” So, as
Em HandJob would say, we “preceeded” to go up to the FAB and to the coffin room, and when we get there I say, “Damn it LarS, we’re goin’ to have to call the brilliant students and barrow their heavy machinery, after all, the one kid’s
dad is in the industrial business. Remebering that kid, my favorite in the whole damn school, i pull some condos out of my pocket. They are too big, so I put them back. Finally, we call the studs and they come and bust the door down for us.
But who did they bring with them? MT, JL, and some guy who called himself “Trufuck.” So, i say, “let’s see what you got, Trufucker.” Man, I was so jealous, because his stump was fatter than mine. So, he rammed it into me and boy did it hurt.
I turned around to see how he did it, and come to find out, he had his night stick strapped on! While i was being rodney kinged in the ass by Trufuck, JL, MT, and LarS had driven the butt-rammer Mercedes into the FAB, and JL drove while
LarS and MT lined up for their loosning session. JL said that they were running out of gas, and MT said that was all right, “we might just have to stay here an get fucked alll night.” fartunately, BEN WILMASS and MT’S ARCHAIC FINANCE
didn’t find out. The night went on, and I was real loose for my wife the next day. Hopefully, we’d have sex because we never have beforre. Until then, LaLu. FUCK YOU LARS, MT, JL, TRUFUCK, AND ANYONE ELSE I DIDN’T THINK OF!
Word up to all the LaLu people who come to see this one! Pete Alford couldn’t have done this one!
~sixelA evol I~
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