Where it happened: In a Chevy Scottsdale 10
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 7
Category: Straight
Okay, it goes like this. I just got done taking my fine looking lady friend to a movie and on the way home (on some back roads) the right rear tire on my Chevy Scottsdale blew. I managed to keep the massive rugged beast on the road. So being the skilled automobile worker-oner that i am i went under the hood and pried the factory jack loose from the rust and proceeded to change the tire. When i got back in the truck I felt that i should make up the little delay to my girlfriend. I leaned over and started to kiss her. This went on for a while and when she reached down my pants i knew she wanted it hard. But being the ladies man that I am I knew i should take it slow to make it better for her. I took off her shirt and bra to reveal her approximately c-sized breasts. I then started to fondle her nipples with my hands and moved on to licking and suckling on them. After a while I knew I should move on so I took off her shoes and socks and removed her very tight jeans. Then I took off my own clothes revealing my very undersized two inch penis. I heard a little snicker from her but when she realized she was laughing out loud she stopped so she wouldn’t embarass me. I took off her thong and slipped my index finger and middle finger up her tight litte vaginal passage. I was thinking about eating her out but if you have ever smelled one of those you know why I didn’t. After a while she started moaning and making some other weird little noises and I knew she was ready for me get some serious penetration. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the condem. After carefully removing it from the package and attempting to cover my penis with it I realized that I didn’t have nearly enough wang tissue to hold it on. She told me not to worry because it was her first time to and she knew it was mine so there wasn’t a huge chance of either of us getting diseases. So I rolled down the passenger window of the beautiful machine and threw it in the ditch. It was the middle of January so you could imagine that it was pretty cold out. Man did that cold air make her nipples stand on end. But anyway, I proceeded to throw her the best hump that I could when about have way through I realized that I really had to rip a nasty fart. I tried to hold it in but to no avail. I let one of the loudest roaches of my life fly while screwing for my first time, how embarassing. But judging by the volume of her moans and groans I don’t think she heard it and I thought I got away with it until about thirty seconds later when it smelled like some sort of animal crawled into my cab, took a big shit and then died. But she still didn’t notice, she was really getting off. I rolled down the window again (try doing that while humpin’ someone sometime) to let the pungent aroma out. When I reaized that I had about ten seconds until I blew my load I asked her where she wanted it and she said, “In my crack” so I pulled out my purple headed yogurt slinger, rolled her over and stuck it in her crack and let it go. She commented on how good I was which suprised me because let’s face it I have a puny penis. We put our clothes back on and I took her home. Well that’s the story of my first time. Bye.
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