Where it happened: allyway behind the vet
Langauge: English
Sex: Female
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Well my master, Bob, was about to get me nutered! I mean geez.. I must have humped the neighbors legs too many times. So anywho i was talkin to my bitch (ya I am so using it in context), who was a damn hot poodle, and I was tellin her, “baby, then gonna cut down my tree!”. So she was all sad about that, cuz we aint done the deed all you humans copyrighted. So she said, “When you get to the vet, go outside to piss on a hydrant and look for me”
So i did. The next day when I went to the vet I went to mark my territory and there she was. She was wearing this nice diamond collar, and I wanted to bury my bone right there, right now. And I did. So the vet was wondering why i was so happy. And it was cuz I was able to bang my baby so hard then. And noone turned the hose on us too. That kicked ass. Cuz hoses suck. There was only one problem…
A few months later I had 24 kids. Only 8 survived. But I mean 8 kids is alota work! Now I know why my poodle bitch had all those tits to begin with. Well that’s my tale. Woof.
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