Where it happened: INSIDE HER DUH!!
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
It all heppened at tha rodeo compotision in Brewski, Texas in 95′. I wus in the best godamn mood. I jist got a new set of snow tires fer ma Dakota truck, that morning. It only costed me 200 dollers fer a bran new fuckin set. I wuz happier than a godamn prize pig. My ma and pa and Betty Shirley (ma sister) came up in tha barn wheer I wuz a catching sum shuteye fer tha night, they woked me up. I had ma bird dog sleeping beside me. He wuz keepin me compony. I wuz a scared little buckaroo tha night before, because thar wuz a truck parked in our baccer field all night last night, right, so I creeped on over thar to see what wassa goin on. Thar wuz two big folk, I saya about 700 hunerd pounds put together, fuckin like two godamn bulls. It wassant a pretty sight. Anyways efter they woked me up they tolded me TO GIT READY CAUSE WE ARE A LEAVIN FER AUSTIN FER THA RODEO WHUUUUUUH YEAHHHH GOOOODAAAAMN YEAHHH! So I gits ready and we git to tha rodeo. I am justa sittin with ma folks when tha godamn shits hits me like a fuckin coon infronta godamn deuly rollin down a cotton field. Sos I gits up anda herries to tha shithouse. While I am in tha sumbitch tha lights go out anda tha door shuts. I am like fucking shittin here, right, so I pull up ma pants and all of tha sudden, some philly smacks ma pants down and puts ma ding dong in her fucking coochie. I am a like GODAMN WHOOAAAHHH FUCKIN PUSSY, YEAH SHIT!!! We fucked like two godamn coondogs in heat. Sos I pulls ma pants up and turned on tha lights. Before me stands ma sister Bteety Shirley. Sos I said where iz tha girl just in here? She fuckin gos ape shit when she sees me. She said shit wheres Bobby?!! (her husband) Sos I repeated maself. Wheer iz tha girl at? It wuz me ya little shit!! I thought I wuzza meetin Bobby in here, and it wuz you!! Sos I said… well I didnt say anything I justa smiled.
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