Where it happened: Her parents' bedroom
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I met Pam in seventh grade and we started dating pretty soon after we met. She was a cheerleader but honestly not the best looking one; she was short and built like a block, but still sort of cute. Both her parents worked, so after school we’d walk over to her house and watch TV.
She was a very sentimental girl, so I told her all this lovey-dovey baloney and she ate it up and from then on she did almost whatever I wanted. Of course the first thing I wanted to do was fuck her, but she was Catholic and said no, I could only fuck her in the ass. We did that for a couple months, and it was okay except she’d just lay there like a corpse most of the time, until I was about to come and then she’d start heaving around like she was coming too. She’d also fart these awful smelling farts while I was doing it, and honestly I wasn’t thrilled to always be washing her shit off my dick.
Anyway, I got to where I didn’t like screwing her ass all that much and figured it would be different if I fucked her pussy. So one day instead of putting it in her asshole I had her lay on her back and stuck it in her hairy pussy. What a surprise! You’d think she’d be tight as hell, but I couldn’t even feel if I was in or not. But I kept fucking her for the hell of it, and it was better than jacking off anyway. It took me about ten minutes to get excited enough to come, and when I pulled out we lay there and I told her a bunch of romantic baloney to keep her happy.
We screwed lots of times after that, both in her pussy and in her ass, and it never got much better but it wqs okay. One time I got up the nerve to ask her how her pussy got so stretched out, and after a long time she admitted she’d been sticking stuff up her pussy since she was six. She said she mostly used cucumbers she got out of her parents’ refrigerator, so when I’d go over there for dinner and they had a salad we’d both laugh while they ate the cucumbers.
The last I heard she married a loser, got divorced, and married an even bigger loser and moved to Alaska with him. I don’t miss her at all because her pussy was no good and she was sort of a bitch, but good luck to her I guess. I’ll never look at a cucumber the same way again.
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