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Texas Longhorn

Age when it happend: 45
Where it happened: in bed
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 4
Category: Straight

She wanted the Texas Longhorn.
I says are you sure?
She says yeah.
I says saddle up baby!
Then I put it back in its special holdster.

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