Where it happened: A tent in the woods
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
My girlfriend and I had been going out for about a month when we decided to have sex. Both of us were virgins and were too intreseted in getting off than having a good relationship, but in any case we did it. We had planed out where we would do it and how and all of that stupid foreplay stuff. We both concluded that a romantic yet erotic camping trip would be the best. So I hauled out the tent and got everything all set up. When it was pretty dark out we both descended into the tent where we both fell on one another kissing passionatly. We never got completly naked just removed the nessicary clothing. I’ll tell you one thing out there people, putting on a condom in the dark is an extremly difficult thing to do when you have no clue on how to put it on! But I did manage to get it on right and went at it, after five minutes had passed. Well to make a short story shorter, I stopped thrusting inside her and fell on top of her out of breath and exausted. Wow. wow, wow was all I was thinking to myself. Wow is that ever tiresome, wow sex is over-rated and wow, whats that I feel crawling on my leg. Well after we both put our clothing on and I removed the woodtick crawling on my leg, she asked me what I thought of it. Now I was facing a potential disaster. Tell the truth; that I would have had more fun watching PBS or some stupid spanish soap opera, or lie. Tell her that eventhough neither of us reached a climax it was the greatest thing in the world and that “I luv you sooooo much”. Well guess what Romeo here said. Unfortunatly I spun the lie and went on for a half an hour with the “I luv you sooooo much” line (which I am really proud of myself, that I could take such an awfull experence and make it sound so great) Then we fell asleep. Ok now it’s time for the moral of the story….the moral of the story is that if you are going to have sex in the woods make sure that you pack some cards in case having sex doesn’t work out or in case it’s just too boring. Second, make sure over all that you pack some tick repellent. You wouldn’t want one of those little bastards latching onto your willie or worse, remember they like warm places……
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