CLETUS

I am a middle aged obese ugly-assed monkey fucker with a short dick. My girl friend is a fat-assed butt-ugly cow with venereal warts. We fucked. The couch was so nasty afterwards the EPA came in and burned it. Our resultant kid was an inbred cretin with six digits on each extremity. My girlfriend (who for some reason happens to be my sister) has irregular lumpy size RR knee-hanging fat bags with nipples the size of softballs. She has crusty shit on the tips. There, Incredulous, how’d ya like that shit?

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