Where it happened: In her backyard at 2 a.m.
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
Ok here goes my first time, I am a healthy 2 yr old Male
Chihuahua and I am intact!!! this happened about 6 months
ago, with a hot little number down the street named Belle,
I woke up that morning, trotted into the kitchen, licked my
balls disceetly, then went and licked each persons face
real good!!! that will teach them for ignoring my pleas to
share some of that food last night I smelled. But back to
Belle, she was I think just coming into her own. She was a
Chihuahua also and she was so fine!!!! Lo quedo Taco Bell,
my ass, I wanted her more than some stupid taco or a
reptile. I planned my rendevous that night, I planned on
getting out under the small hole in the fence around
1230 am and go harass the neighbors cat for a few,
then go pee on a few big dogs territory just to show them
this is a free country and I can pee where I damn well
please!! I just hope to God that if I get hooked up with
her doing the doggie mambo, that no one throws ice cold
water on us, talk about spoiling my evening!, So I think
I will have to get her out of there and go to a quiet
place first, Gotta find the pet shampoo and give my self a
good bath before goin over there. Cant go over there without
smelling good and a smooth coat, hey you humans do it so why
cant we? But should I tease her first and just play it cool
and sniff and bark a bit? I saw her walk by the other day
and the Beagle across the street barked out to her,
“Hey Baby want some of the Big Dog? She barked back “Yeah
tell me where he is so I can find him!! The beagle
aint been the same since and we aint gonna let him live
that down either. The slutty female Cocker Spaniel
next door got her tubes tied and now she only gives it up
for a box of Milkbones and a rawhide chewy. I have to
pass on that cause she is just too big for me to try to take
on. Talk about getting in over your tail!!!But back to Belle,
the babe down the block She is probably a real yelper too,
I can hardly wait!!!!! But there is talk of a little German
Schnauzer that is hung like a labrador, But I think he’s gay
cause he aint done no patrolling with us, ya see there are
a few of us that make the rounds on every Thursday and get
a quickie in with the regulars, plus the senior citizen
home always puts out food for us and we go there and
play tug of war with their walkers and what not. Hey its a
dogs life so we gotta make the best of it!!!!! I will
continue this later cause I gotta rest up for Belle again !!!!!!!
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