Where it happened: Alabama
Langauge: Engish
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I was alone in my caravan on Valhala Lake, Mississipi. I had lived alone for fourteen years and life was very lonely. I had a chicken coop with 10 chickens and a beautiful old cow named Bea. In all my time at the caravan, the chickens and Bea were my only company. I had never had an experience with a woman before, and with my current lifestyle, women were very hard to meet. One night, after a long day of chopping wood and climbing trees, I came home to my caravan, filled with the usual longing for love and cmpanionship I had been lacking all these years. As i cooked my dinner and sat down on the couch to catch an episode of ‘Deal or No Deal’ I heard a knock at my door. I opened the door, and standing there was the most beautiful, blonde woman I had ever seen, wearing overalls and carrying a pitchfork. She explained she was from a farm down the road, and she wondered if she could borrow some sugar. I invited her in and gave her some suger, spilling some on the kitchen table. she left and i continued the episode until i fell asleep at 10pm. I woke up in the morning, made my usual cup of coffee and sat on my porch. after coffee i decided to feed my chickens, so i grabbed the food and headed out the back. i dropped the food when i saw blood and feathers spread all over the chicken coop, with bullet holes in the coop and tiny chicken brains all over the walls. i dropped to my knees in shock. Someone had murdered all my chickens in the night! i ran to the caravan, tears streaming down my face. grabbing my shotgun, i raged out into the street, planning to avenge my chicken’s deaths. a four wheel drive hurtled down the road, i raised my gun and screamed at them to get out of the car. a family of five got out and i took the car, with my shotgun pointing out the window and pain in my heart. after five hours of driving and 26 shells emptied into the hearts of people who may or may not have been responsible for the murder of my chickens, i went home and had a wank
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