Two-Ton Tuna

Yeah, that’s right, she wanted me really bad. So I took her into
the MEN’S restroom and fucked the bejeezus out of her. Just like
the title says, she weighed about two tons. She was really fat and
liked to sweat a lot. I should know, she was on top of me until
she just about crushed the life out of me. In addition, her muff
smelled like dead fish, like a tuna. I don’t believe she practiced
proper personal hygiene. Anyway, I got what I was after and
didn’t really care what she felt (or didn’t feel). If there are any
MUCH THINNER women out there with low self-esteem and feel that
a brief, meaningless sexual encounter will seemingly boost your
self-image, don’t hesitate to leave me a message.

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