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I thought it was gonna be great and special or something, but it sorta sucked. My girlfriend and I were both drunk as hell, so I wasn’t very gentle and I only got it halfway in. Then she realized how much it hurt and freaked out when she saw the blood. After that we both decided it wouldn’t be a good idea without protection, so we both just ended up passing out on the floor next to my friend (who had been passed out the entire time). The next time we tried it I found out I have a big aversion to condoms. In other words, once it goes on, I deflate like a baloon. We ended up just having oral sex instead. I hate sex. Thank you. Go away now.

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