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SO! I was sitting at home, watching teenage mutant X files, which is a short snuff film I directed myself only weeks earlier. I began to rewind using my voice control remote. “REWIND” “REWIND” “RE-RE-WIND” I became reminded of that song that goes “when the crowd says BO! SELECTA” and that really turned me on. At which point I fell immediately into a deep and sexual sleep. In my dream, my snuff film was up for nomination for an Academy Award. I arrived at the ceremony clad entirely in duck’s feathers, Craig David on my arm. Craig, for some reason, was sporting a terrible Irish accent rather than his usual cock.THE END>

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