Where it happened: My Apartment
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
So it was warm spring day, and I had a lady friend coming over for some tea and biscuits. Her name was Janet, she was oddly short. She was romanian and had a mustache. I met her at a local internet cafe.
Getting back to the point, she came over at precisely 3:03 pm. I was wearing my usual attire, khakis and a plad sweater. We spent about an hour talking about the usual topics of discussion, the economy, political events, gardening and the newest and hottest recipes. Being a clumsy jerk that I am, I spilled tea on the crotch of my brand new Docker’s Khakis. I grabbed a near by rag which I used to clean up the mess I made earlier pleasuring myself to the recent CNN news. Janet just watched me like a hawk as I was trying to dry out my Khakis. I stood up to throw the rag into the laundry room but she began to walk over. She started to unzip my pants with her mouth but the great thing was she didn’t have to get on her knees. I started to feel myself erect as she worked my pants off. Instinctively I threw her onto the coffee table but to my demise she went right through it. It was a glass table. She instantly was knocked out. I was terrified, I thought to myself do I call 911 or just take advantage of her. Being a virgin I had to capitalize on the moment. I undressed her and did my business as she was unconcious ontop of the shards of a broken coffee table. I climaxed 1.3 seconds after insertion. She all of a sudden awoken from her unconcious state and realized what went on and grabbed a shard of glass and cut off my penis. Now I have no penis and I’m sad. Thanks to todays technology and the internet I haven’t lost hope. I am awaiting my prostetic penis to arrive in the mail. (I won it on ebay!!)
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