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I’m gonna hire me a hooker

Age when it happend: 28
Where it happened: Next year on my birthday
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight

I can’t get none cuz I’m ugly.

So next year I’m gonna fuck a $10 crack whore on my birthday.
I’ll tell her blow me too but watch the teeth.

-Leon

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