It was a hot and steamy night in good old Deep River. Me and the boys had just been out fighting crime around town. Their had been a disturbence call from Canadian Tire, so we got into the Robs vane and drove their to see what was the problem. As we kicked the door down, 300 talaban members started shooting at us. We dove over the pool noddels and returned fire. This was just another normal day in the Deep.
The dirty afgans were after the nuclear plant in Chack River, we could not let them get it. After desamatting the dirty rag heads…..a girl named Alison who we new caried many venerial deases, told us about a party that was going on that night. She toold us that, us being the defenderes of earth relm should be their to defened it against the evil splinter. We agreed
We got back to the Rob cave and called our fellow knighthood from the vastly desemated dark world……aka Mattawa.” Wayne Zack defenders of evil we need your powers to save the univers from splinter” zack replies”Rob you fucking friut cake don’t ever call us again …..FAG”
So we decided to venture on this quest our selves. We set out on the journey to the prty that would take 100 kirk years to get to…..as we got to the party kirk the jewish princess shit himself….we garded the party from th evil splinter …but splinter would have a plane……we got a call from the King …the Buger King he needed us to partake in a mistick quest to deliver the burges or be fired…..we decided to take on the quest for we had no fundelige…..but splinter had already gotten to the King…
We intered the mighty place of burgers ……the sound belowed from the might court music dude aka metallica and irone maiden…..we ent up to the counter to get the mighty order at that moment the bus filled with the dalise cowboy cheerleades entered.
They we sent by the evil splinter to take our mind s of the quest. The began to touch us in magical places….Britt the head cheerleader….stroked my magic staff…..as she tugged and nugged away at it it began to harden……me and kirk the jewish prinsess were in for the fight of our life. I slowly took of her shirt and skirt they would flook to us like maggits to shit…….she got on her knees and began to suck my giant penis ….i lookd over at kirk as he was alread thrusting into one of many black holes of doom ….this eroused me even more. we both let out war cried as we casted sperm 2. …..this would vanquish only a couple of the she devils…..we would half to combine our powers as me and kirk built up our energy we le out our ultimat weapon Ultimate Sluge 5 this was the most distuctive blast known even to the god.We had defeated the evil cheerleaders.
we Returned to the house we splinter had already gotten to the girls ….but splinter was not counting on what happened next. Alison reached deep withing he box of mystery and lauched a green substance into splinters eyes which turned him into beautiful woman and we had sex with him for the rest of eternaty……
THE END or is it
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