Where it happened: dog house
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
It was a long hot summer…..i was 13, fat ugly and horny as all hell. the kids in my neighborhood called me a stupid lard ass cause i have no friends and all i talk about is having sex with people all the time…i never did of course beacue any girl who wanted to have sex with me was just a dirty old whore ….there actually was some whore down the street named Laura that was fucking everyone….for 15 bucks you could get anything you wanted from her…a blowjob a screw anything…i never could get 15 bucks thought cause i was always buying icecream and mr. cookie faces…thats how i got to be a chuncky little fat kid….any way i was out side when all the kids were playing kickball and there was this hot ass girl in her back yard sun bathing…i couldnt believe it!!! the only tits i saw before that were my own….i decided to sneek into her yard to get a closer look.their dog Pepper was in the dog house about 20 feet away from her…i quietly snuck into the dog house.to my suprise the dog didn’t bark like hell when i went in there…he usually barks like hell when ever he sees some one…at night this one time this weird fat fuck with a pair of dogs walked past the house and Pepper came out barking like a bat outta hell….HE JUST WOULDNT SHUT THE FUCK UP.!!it was like 12 o clock and I had to go over there and sit on the fucking thing to shut it up….he howled like i had shoved my dick in his ass ….but im getting to that part….the hot ass chick rolled over and looked around to see if anyone was looking….she couldn’t see me cause i was behinds Pepper’s hariy ass….she then began naughty time….she took of her short shorts and she had on this skimppy little pair of bakini undies….i was so excited i almost jizzed in my pants there……i held back though….i started to think what it would be like to stick my lil’ joe in her….i knew i would never have her but i could think that i did…i took off my fat kid shorts…you know the ones all the fat kids had in the 80’s….and started to jerk my gerkin…..i was thinking of her saying ….”oooh you fat little butter ball give it to me you stallion of love” and i was saying” take it all bitch!!” just then Pepper rolled over looked at me and farted…i then thought hey it might be more real if i…ya know….boink…boink with the dog so i got it up again lifted up Pepper’s tail and shoved it in like a prarie dog running from a gun blast…..Pepper’s eyes opened and his ears perked up and then….he gave….the loudest….HOWL …i have ever heard….the chick jumped up and almost shit her pants…..she put her shorts back on and all the kids in the neighbor hood came running to see what the hell was going on….there i was …buck naked with my wee-wee in a dog’s ass ….i was the defition of a full body blush….some kids were laughing ..some kids were just all out shocked …the girl ran in the house and called the cops….her dad came out with a huge fucking shot gun…all i could do was run like hell cause i didnt want to be there any longer….since i was so fat i couldnt run very fast and ended up tripping cause my stumpy little feet just couldnt keep up with my fat ass…i fell though the cheap wooden fence seperating our two yards …my mom was on the other side of the fence watering her plants….now she has seen me naked before but this is a different thing….i mean what would you do if your fat little son came smashing through a fence like godzilla going through an all you can eat resturant in little toyko….she was also a fat ass and she fell back and smashed her head on a rock…i was terrified…all the kids kept staring…i went to my back door hoping i didn’t lock it before playing ass pirate with the dog next door…SHIT…it was locked….i ran to the front of my house and into the family van….all the kids laughed and followed….they surrounded the van ….i then realized i was in deep shit….i looked down to see that the keys were still in the van….i turned the van on and reached down to hit the gas after going into reverse . the van roared back i backed over the spitmire twins….they squealed and i screamed away….i didnt know what to do …i didnt know why everyone was so up tight about me fucking a dog…jeeze!-…that was 4 years ago …i have now fucked over 3000 dogs…1500 cats 412 varitys of cows and when i can i break into zoos to fuck the monkies..i do….if you want to know more its gonna be in an upcomming issue of world weekly news…i gotta go i can hear the furry woodland creatures need some loving……..
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