Where it happened: In LarS' office (or should that say "orfice"?)
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Ok, I’m like the dean of students at this one school, which, like, really SUCKS MY JOHHNIE, but we won’t get into that. So
I call these guys in that a girl said were herASSinHER, but, you know, I knew they weren’t but I just wanted to see if thier johnnies were really something to be jealous about.
So, even though I’m married, my wife and I never have done it because my meat is all still brown from LarS (but that was another first time story…the first time for LarS, anyway).
I called these G’s into my office and I say “whip em out boys! Let’s compare then you gotta start suckin’ my stump if you don’t want to get suspendioso!” Since these guys were like the coolest
and smartest and sexiest G”s in the whole school, I knew they wouldn’t because of all that. I especially knew Yonass wouldn’t because he has the world’s best girlfriend and I would put money on it that they
get married and have LOTS AND LOTS of beautiful, smart, cool children. So, much to my dismay, they really did not suck so I had to suspend them. Anyway, I already knew that they had
the biggest shlongs in the world. MT’s daughter didn’t need to tell me that! SO that’s when LarS said he’d suck because he hadn’t been up since he smelled the Beav Box. So then Mrs. Uryga came in, and, needless to say, she came all over the desk,too.
I guess I was smokin’ too many J’s that morning because my stump wouldn’t rise to it’s usual one and a half centimeters. Oh well, I’ll just have to have MT sit on me again. Word up to all the LaLu G’s who cum to see this!
~!sixelA evol I~
FUCK ME HARDER MT!!!! CUM ON! STICK IT IN MY BEAVHOLE, lARs!
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