Where it happened: backyard
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Well I had just reached puberty and found the joys of playing with my new self inflating tool that resided between my legs when my parents decided to have a party at our house. Not being one who socialised well I decided to stay in my room and was beating the meat over a copy of womanÆs weekly, since there was a great pic of Ida Butrose on the cover, my type of woman , Ohhhhh baby ! . Anyway I was just about to blow my bolt when my mothers friend burst into the room. She was drunk and looking for the toilet, well the sight of a real woman made my manhood shrivel in my teenage hands almost instantly ( note hands I said , it takes two to handle a whopper ) . My massive lance transformed to the size of an acorn in about two seconds. My mothers friend was looking at me with a funny grin on her face and said thatÆs the smallest one IÆve ever seen. Needless to say I was extremely embarrassed at her derogatory remarks about my anatomy. When suddenly she grabbed my hand and dragged me, with my pants still around my ankles toward the bedroom door and out into the backyard where all the rest of the party goers where. Of course her plan was to embarrass me but it didnÆt work out that way. The sensation of being dragged by the hand partially naked turned me on no end , I was discovering exhibitionist and sadomasochistic inclinations I never new I had before . By the time we reached the backyard my boner was at full height and mighty impressive it was. At the sight of my tremendous pole vaulting penis pointing skyward all the party goers where speechless. The crowds were silent and my mothers friends mouth dropped open as she turned around and saw my love weapon. Well things really started to happen then, everyone started ripping off there cloths and having sex on the back lawn. The noise was tremendous and thirty plus people were moaning and screaming in ecstasy, I quickly joined in, starting on the family dog, I awoke to the pleasures of bestiality , I quickly moved on to homosexual, oral , anal, an vaginal female pleasures and was just to start with an incestual experience with my sister when I noticed the next door neighbour looking over the fence. The police soon arrived in response to the neighbours noise complaint but lucky for us they were female officers. I said to mum ôstand back and let me handle thisö , I walked naked up to the first uniformed constable and with my blue vein junket pumper in hand told her if she was good IÆd show her the time of her life. Needless to say she could not resist and I soon discovered the joys of fisting, fucking and what to do with a police womanÆs night stick. TV journalists listening to the police band frequency soon picked up that something was going down in the suburbs. Soon we were screwing on nation wide TV , this eventually led to my present job and I am attempting to fuck everyone in Australia on a daily basis. I only hope I can complete that task before my next erection ( Sorry I mean election ) test which is bound to fail. A.Liberal
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