Where it happened: On my honeymoon
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight
My wife and I met in college and we knew that we were going to get married probably the third time we saw each other. Love at first sight stuff.We were both virgins as far as intercourse went, and we decided to engage in all the other pleasures of the flesh until we got married, and actually fuck each other for the first time on our wedding night.
This made us kind of anomalies amongst our friends; they referred to us as “The Last Virgin Couple On Earth,” all in good fun of course.
My wife’s physiognomy was also playing a part in keeping her a virgin. About two weeks before the wedding she needed an operation to WIDEN her vaginal opening. Her gyno said that there was no way I was going to get in without some medical assistance. She got it, it works well to this day. (She’s never really stretched out, either; both of our kids were c-sections.)
As I said, we engaged in just about everything else. My wife became AMAZING at oral sex, a talent she still does gladly to this day. I got really good at cunnilingus, myself. Had to–we didn’t get married for three years!
Finally, the wedding night. Big June Wedding in Phoenix. The Air Conditioner in the Temple and the meeting hall is busted. We get to the hotel, hot, sweaty, tired. After killing a monster cockroach in the shower, we strip, hit the bed, and after two or three exhausted, comical attempts at insertion, we fall asleep in each other’s arms, kissing each other goodnight and promising that tomorrow night, once we got to San Diego, we would, in fact, consummate the union.
Which we did. Several times. Over the next few nights, we discovered a wide array of ways to fuck, especially after we started enjoying late night TV shows on the local San Diego stations. We both got into this English music/comedy show called “Kenny Everett,” and devised a position where we could fuck and both watch the show while lying on the bed simultaneously. I distinctly remember having an amazing orgasm while watching a video of the Who singing “Who Are You?”
Anyway, that was my first time. And several times immediately following. Amusing, to be sure.
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