Where it happened: The Zoo
Well I was at the zoo watching this big ass silverback gorilla and then I fell in. This gorilla caught me and saved my life, whew, I thought, another bobo, I was about to thank the gorilla when suddenly he yanks down my jean and rams his simian rod into my ass so hard my eyes almost popped out. I started to scream and the people watching began to laugh and throw popcorn,one sick mama even threw a condum. Well after King Kong had finished his monkey-rape he threw me back. SO I was lying there with no pants and gorilla seamon sprayed all over me, this appearently turned this one weirdo on and well. . . you know.