THE FIRST TIME I SAW MATT, I FELL IN “LIKE”WITH HIM. ANYWAY….

C’etait vraiment formidable!Un jour d’ete, j’etait seule a la maison avec mon…

So I was like eatin out this ghetto chick, Emily Handjob, and…

It was a hot damn summer in Hong Kong in 1995. Stella…

Bon l’histoire est pas tres complique .Une vulgaire histoire de PD entre…

Ok, I’m like the dean of students at this one school, which,…

My girlfriend, Lizardbreath, was hot for my johnnie, so I was like,…

Actually, the first couple of times I tried hurt like hell. It…

One night I took the daughter of MT into the baptismal fountain…

Well it was really exciting and unexpected so here it goes!! Well…