I was on the computer and my sister comes down and asks…

Mrs. Crawford, our next door neighbor, was something else. She marched to…

Well me and my girl got talking and we started getting dirty…

Dulu zaman MIRC aku ada ramai kenal pompuan tak kira Melayu ke…

*first of all I would like to say KEEP UR GRASS CUT!!!…

So when I was 18 I had the hottest woman on earth…