IT WAS A HOT SUMMER EVENING AND I DECIDED TO HAVE A…

I am Jason. I was a nerd. Short, punny body, huge ears…

Well, i first started going out with my boyfriend at the end…

I was at a party in college. This girl came up to…

one night when i was out clubbing i bumped into this bloke…

AFTER A LONG HARD SPORTS LESSON I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE…

Well, me and my girl had been dating on and off for…

I wasn’t an attractive girl growing up, so I never really dated….

I had just finished my exams, and so had David. A group…

ok…let me see what i remember,i’ll make it as short as possible…i…