Where it happened: my bedroom
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
One day I was in my room mastrabating.My dog came in and saw me I screamed bloody murder.I said “Get out of here you silly little peacock.”Then he got mad at me for calling him that and bit my cock of .I was bleeding everywhere and screaming.Then my dog started eating it like it was a huge dog biscut or somthing.Then my mom came in cause she heard me screaming.She saw me bleeding around my used too be privates and ask “Steven weres your dick?’I pointed and said,”that peacock bit it off.”Then she went too get the broom and when she came back in my room she started hiting the dog with it.Then the dog got mad and bit her boob off.She screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my boobie he stole my boobie.”Then the dog ran with it.We were chasing the dog all around the house.But then my mom got a clever idea too go get the machine gun out of her closet so we did.I shot at him a billion times but i realized he had a bulet proof vest on so we ran too the phone and called a ambelence.We went too the hospital and she got a boob implant and i got a dick implant.And we lived hapil ever after.
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