Where it happened: on top of bowling alley automatic pinsetter
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
OK, so I’m driving down the highway in my dad’s brand new
Geo Metro ZR-1 six-speed with 18-inch rims, a cupholder,
and an AM/FM radio. As I pulled off the highway onto the
shoulder, some punk rocker-type dude comes up to my window
and starts yelling at me, so I tell him that I’ll kick his
butt if he doesn’t leave me alone.
“Oh, so you think you’re better than me, huh,” he taunted.
Driving on, I cruised down the highway some more. Since
driving was starting to make me feel pretty tired, I pulled
out my electronic keyboard and started jamming along to the
radio. I then shifted into sixth gear in order to get
maximum fuel economy.
I pulled into a gas station because I needed a taco and
some protection, so I did.
Having succeeded in my quest for birth control and for
snacks, I decided to sneak over to the bowling alley.
I should’ve learned to play the gee-tar. I
should have learned to play them drums.
When I got there, I asked for my usual lane. Unfortunately,
they were all full, so I had to kick some other people out
and I started my game. I bowled a 300.
My bowling skills must have impressed this one young woman
because she came over to me and said she wanted to hear me
play air guitar. I did, and then we went in back where the
machines are. The bowling alley put on some make-out music
(you know, like Metallica), so I went home and did my
homework. The car fell apart on the way home. I don’t know
about you, but I thought it handled great.
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