Where it happened: The College of New Jersey
Langauge: English
Sex: Female
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
You know what? Fuck those male female signs,with the circle and the little thing coming out. You know, the ones that say ‘submit’ under them. Well, anyway, fuck them, because I don’t know which one is male and which one is female. I don’t fucking know this shit. So I guess it will come up as one or the other. But I’m a male.
So, anyway, my girlfriend for six months went to Trenton state college, we had met before she went away. But we remained lovers or whatever you would call it.
Now, we had been talking about having sex for about a month, but she didn’t want to until she knew she loved me. Well, fuck, it’s pretty easy to convince a girl that she loves you so I payed a visit to her dorm one weekend with the intention of banging this broad. I was a virgin, so was she.
So, we went to a dumb movie (I think it was a shitty Jim Carey movie) and out to dinner, then we came back and it was time for buckin. And I have to admit, I was scared as hell. I don’t know what the fuck for, I kinda wanted to turn back home to the comfort of my loving family. I guess I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to perform or something. And boy was I fucking right. As soon as she spread her legs, I opened the condom package, and my dick went limp. So I explained to her how embarrassed I was and so she sucked my dick to get me back up again. After she did, I put the condom on, and my dick shrunk back down again. So I said, “Fuck this.” and I took of the condom. She sucked me again to get me back up, and it must have tasted lick shit to her because I had just had a condom. So I put the condom back on and we rushed into possition and I tried to stick it in. My penis, by the time it was at her vagina, was erect, but not rock hard, so I could only get the head in. I pushed as hard as I could, but since she wasn’t feeling any pain, I could tell I wasn’t in there at all. So I resigned myself to failure and did something shameful. I told her I was going to use my hand to guide it in, and instead I pushed three of my fingers into her, pretending they were my dick. Now, this broad was dumb, because she couldn’t tell they were fingers. So I banged her with my fingers and she was in so much pain and she was making this horrible face, but I didn’t notice any blood. The stories weren’t true, I suppose. So I guess you could say that I lost my viginity that day, even though I only really got my head in. Eventually, I just stopped and said, “Okay, I came.” It was really fucking embarrassing. Since then, I banged her with my dick a few times. But I’ll never forget my first time. Thank you.
Oh, and I’d like to observe something: Vagina doens’t smell anything like fish. Thank you.
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